im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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