I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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