You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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