He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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