I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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