Her vagina should come with caution tape.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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