can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Randomize
