I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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