Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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