She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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