i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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