walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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