I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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