Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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