No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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