You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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