im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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