I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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