it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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