I feel like I'm in dance class right now
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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