My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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