Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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