Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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