just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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