I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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