I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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