YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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