I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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