I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He? As in you personified your dick?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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