the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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