When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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