i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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