In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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