Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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