One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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