Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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