Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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