so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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