that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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