We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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