she woke up with a sticky ear
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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