And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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