At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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