my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The feeling are messing with the penis
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.