it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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