What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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