I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together