i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?