I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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