New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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