dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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