Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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