Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
