hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He did a backflip because drugs
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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