how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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